I'm trading in the Ranch for a real ranch for the next week or so. The girlfriend's mother and her husband have a ranch out in Wyoming where they raise critters for fiber products. It'll be my first trip to Big Sky country (unless Idaho counts). I'm a bit apprehensive about running into this guy (Photo by Whatknot via Flickr):
It's the world's largest jackelope, allegedly. It will haunt my dreams, I'm sure.
Back in a bit! Yes, before you ask - there will be pictures of me with said critters. Hilarity is sure to ensue.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
I'm trading in the Ranch for a real ranch for the next week or so. The girlfriend's mother and her husband have a ranch out in Wyoming where they raise critters for fiber products. It'll be my first trip to Big Sky country (unless Idaho counts). I'm a bit apprehensive about running into this guy (Photo by Whatknot via Flickr):
Posted by JD Byrne at 9:00 AM
Friday, May 22, 2009
Ignis Fatuus, by White Willow (1995): I tend to buy CDs in batches. When I do, sometimes one of them will get a little lost in the shuffle. While others either reach out and grab me at first listen, or turn me off, the lost ones register a "nice" and get shuffled to the bottom of the deck. This Norwegian band's debut album is one of the dozen or so new albums I brought home from 3RP last year. On the first few listens, it was "nice," but not particularly noteworthy. Returning to it over the past year, it's really grown on me, particularly if I'm in the right mood. The music is dark and folky, with lots of atmosphere. The vibe I get is that this would be the perfect album to listen to while curled up by a roaring fire in a cottage on a bluff overlooking the North Sea. If you catch my drift.
Posted by JD Byrne at 5:54 PM
Well, sort of. This comic from PhD Comics (via Reason) sums up quite well what happens when the media gets a hold of breaking scientific studies:
For a less comic evaluation of the media hype surrounding the unveiling of the "missing link" this week, see Ed's post over at Dispatches from the Culture Wars.
Posted by JD Byrne at 5:49 PM
You may not know it, but if you have a wireless router, a cordless phone, remote car-door opener, baby monitor or cellphone in your house, the FCC claims the right to enter your home without a warrant at any time of the day or night in order to inspect it.It's not at all certain that this would pass Fourth Amendment muster (Conspirator Orin Kerr opines in the article that it would not) and it's never really been tested in court. Still, I wouldn't want to be the one to go through the trouble of proving it.
That’s the upshot of the rules the agency has followed for years to monitor licensed television and radio stations, and to crack down on pirate radio broadcasters. And the commission maintains the same policy applies to any licensed or unlicensed radio-frequency device.
Posted by JD Byrne at 5:43 PM
Sunday marks the 93rd running of the Indy 500. Seeing as how the race missed some years during the World Wars, it's actually been 100 years since the first race 'round the Brickyard. It's still not the race it once was, but last year's end to the IRL/Champ Car split helped things immensely. Bump Day produced some actual drama this year, for instance.
I'm looking forward to the race, particularly to see if Paul Tracy can erase the memories of his near win in 2002. USA Today has all the info you need to get ready.
Posted by JD Byrne at 5:24 PM
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Sleeping in Traffic, Part 1, by Beardfish (2007): This Swedish quartet came to ProgDay in 2006 and took the place by storm. Since then, they've produced two parts of Sleeping in Traffic and will be back in the States both for NEARFest and as part of Dream Theater's Progressive Nation Tour. I hope I can catch them live, 'cause while they're sound is firmly rooted in 70s prog (with a helping of Zappa here and there), it pretty much scratches every musical itch I have. Chunky guitars, widdly synth solos, occasionally profound lyrics (as on this album's centerpiece, "Roulette"). What's not to love?
Posted by JD Byrne at 7:09 PM
What to do with the detainees at Guantanamo when it closes is a difficult issue, I admit. But one part of the debate is just completely insane. I agree with Glenn Greenwald:
The 'debate' over all the bad and scary things that will happen if Obama closes Guantanamo and we then incarcerate those detainees in American prisons is so painfully stupid even by the standards of our political discourse that it's hard to put into words . . .Contrary to what the GOP might want folks to believe, nobody is arguing for taking all the Gitmo folks, dropping them in the middle of (oh, say) Lincoln, Nebraska with a gun and $20, and saying "have a nice day." The issues involve how to charge, try, and, if necessary, continue to detain these folks. Keeping them locked up, safely away from the general public, won't be a problem. As Digby puts it:
Prisons are what we do. We have more people locked up that any other nation on earth. It's one of our biggest industries. We may be bad at everything else, but locking people up we are really,really good at. The idea that we can't keep a few broken, foreign, torture victims in jail is patently absurd. If you don't believe that the government is capable of protecting a prison from attack by foreign terrorists, anyone who lives near a nuclear power plant should be completely petrified. Talk about a target.The federal supermax prison out in Colorado currently holds convicted terrorists like Terry Nichols, Eric Rudolph, The Unabomber,Zacarias Moussaoui, Richard Reid, and the guys who perpetrated the first attack on the World Trade Center. Holding bad people in bondage is one thing we do very very well.
Of course, when the debate gets this insane, leave it to Jon Stewart to nail it:
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Posted by JD Byrne at 6:47 PM
I'm not a huge Green Day fan, but my estimation of them went up a bit when I heard about their Wal-Mart brush off. Their new album, 21st Century Breakdown, has bad words on it, which means that Wal-Mart won't sell it without editing. Unlike most big name artists, Green Day said, "thanks, but no thanks" and refused to comply. So Wal-Mart won't sell the new album.
Make no mistake, Wal-Mart is completely within its rights to decide what it wants to sell or not sell (it doesn't, contrary to what guitarist Mike Dirnt thinks, have an "obligation to sell people the correct art." But Green Day (and their label) has the equal right to not play by their rules. It's the free market in action.
Maybe I'll have to go pick up a copy of 21st Century Breakdown after all.
Posted by JD Byrne at 6:38 PM
I know nobody wants to have sex offenders living in their neighborhoods. That's been the impetus restrictions on sex offenders living within x feet of schools, churches, parks, and the like. This leads to problems (maybe unintended) in that (a) these folks aren't going to be in prison forever and need to live somewhere and (b) regulations make it increasingly difficult for them to actually live anywhere. It's a recipe for marginalization, recidivism, and other problems that nobody really wants to deal with.
At the extreme, those restrictions lead to situations like this one, in Miami (via SL&P):
In Miami, a causeway in the middle of Biscayne Bay has become home to one of the county's least desirable populations: sex offenders.This isn't something happening under the radar, either. Probation officers drop recently released defenders off at the camp on a regular basis. There's got to be a better way.
What began a few years ago as a stopgap solution has become de facto public policy. For sex offenders with few resources who want to stay in Miami, there's just one option: an encampment of tents and shacks on the Julia Tuttle Causeway.
At least they're not living in a van down by the river.
Posted by JD Byrne at 6:27 PM
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Who's Next, by The Who (1971): If all albums that arose from the ashes of a failed concept album were this good, the world would be a hell of a place. On the heels of Tommy, Pete Townshend envisioned another concept album, called Lifehouse, a sprawling sci-fi tale of music in a future society linked together in something quite like the Net. The project fell apart, but several of the songs initially meant for it made their way to this album. Although best known for the two classic rock staples that bookend it - "Baba O'Riley" and "Won't Get Fooled Again" - there's an awful lot of excellent stuff in between. Including my personal favorite underrated Who tune, "The Song Is Over." A classic.
Posted by JD Byrne at 8:08 PM
Three hundred miles an hour on water
In your purpose-built machine
No one dared to call a boat
Campbell's target was 300 miles per hour. His first run averaged 297.6 miles per hour.
At such speeds, things flyOn the return run, at over 320 miles per hour, only 150 yards from the end of the measured mile, disaster struck. The nose of the craft got air, it flipped over, and the nose plowed into the surface of the lake. Campbell was killed and Bluebird sank.
The only reason I know about that story is that Marillion wrote a song about it, "Out of This World" (from whence the above quotes came), for their 1995 album, Afraid of Sunlight. It's a haunting song, which utilizes some of the radio transmissions from the time of the crash:
The song sparked an interest in raising Bluebird from its resting place. That happened, in 2001, with the Steves Hogarth and Rothery (Rothers providing photographic services) along for the ride.
Since then, it's been the goal to get Bluebird restored, repaired, and back on the water. Now they will have the chance, and have been given the green light for a 100 mile per hour run back on Coniston Water:
[Project director Bill Smith] added: 'This means so much to me personally because I started looking for the wreck in 1996 and to my mind it is obvious that Coniston is the right place to attempt to get it back in the water.'
'Gina [Donald Campbell's daughter] will be thrilled. She wants to see her father's memory brought to the fore. She sees this as a fitting memorial.'
Posted by JD Byrne at 7:38 PM
The upcoming issue of the New York Times Magazine will have a lengthy article about Conan O'brien and his move to The Tonight Show. It's an interesting piece, not only for the behind the scenes insights as to Conan's last show in New York, but also the whole world of late night TV and the attendant politics. It also relates just how close Conan was to cratering as a late night host back at the very beginning. He only really survived because Greg Kinnear didn't want the job and NBC couldn't find anybody else to replace him with.
That's underscored in the DVD commentary to an episode of The Simpsons that aired after he left the show to take on late night. In the episode, Bart becomes a media phenomenon for a catch phrase he utters after destroying a set during a broadcast of a Krusty the Clown show. As part of his media blitz, Bart goes on Conan's late night show, during which he tries to break out of his one-line shtick (Conan doesn't let him and then announces that "only I may dance"). In the commentary, they talk about the risk they took in putting Bart on Conan's show because they thought Conan would be off the air by the time the episode hit TV. Luckily, it all worked out.
Posted by JD Byrne at 7:26 PM
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Karma, by NDV (2001): NDV is Nick D'Virgilio, who, at the time this album was made, was the drummer for Spock's Beard. It would be two more years before Nick took over as front man with the Beard (see yesterday's AotD). On this disc, he covers a lot of stylistic ground, roping into the process a couple of his Beard buddies, the rest of what was then the four-piece Mike Keneally band, and even a posthumous contribution from Kevin Gilbert. It's a little overstuffed, and the obligatory epic at the end is a little forced, but otherwise the album showcases Nick's talents as a writer, arranger, and performer.
Posted by JD Byrne at 7:47 PM
Remember back in the early days of the War on Terra, when Duhbya accidental let slip the "c word" - crusade? He rightly backed away from the term. After all, anything we did in the Middle East wouldn't go over well if the locals perceived it as a holy war. And we'd never do something that unbelievable simple minded anyway, right? Right!?
*Sigh* Unfortunately, it doesn't look that way. The folks at GQ (of all people - via Ed) have gotten their hands on a series of intelligence briefing documents, prepared for the president in the early days of the Iraq War. The cover of each has a Bible quote, apparently in an attempt to buck up morale, or something. See them all here, in their horrible glory.
The highlights are just amazing. One cover displays a verse from 1 Peter 2:15, over top a picture of Saddam Hussein giving a speech on TV, saying:
It is God's will that by doing good you should silence the ignorant talk of foolish men.As bad as that one is, the next one really takes the cake. Over a picture of American tanks rumbling through the Swords of Qādisīyah arch in Baghdad, a verse from Isaiah 26:2:
Open the gates that the righteous nation may enter, The nation that keeps faith.Disgusting. Somebody in the administration thought we were doing God's work. Was it Duhbya? Rumsfeld? Some lower level lackey? Does it really matter, at this point?
The Iraq War was discussed, in the highest levels of the government, as a holy war. Maybe Duhbya was onto something when he called for a crusade, after all.
Posted by JD Byrne at 7:31 PM
I've never been a huge fan of amusement parks (I'm scared shitless of roller coasters), but maybe that's because I've never been to one like this:
The park manager, Lu Xiaoqing, had planned to have on hand naked human sculptures, giant models of genitals, sex technique 'workshops' and a photography exhibition about the history of sex, according to China Daily. The displays would have included lessons on safe sex and the proper use of condoms.Unfortunately for Mr. Lu, the local folks were just as squeamish about a sex theme park in their back yard as their American counterparts would be. The Government shut it down before it even opened, but not before half of an oversized female mannequin (the bottom half) was erected, complete with red G-string!
Mr. Lu told China Daily that the park was being built 'for the good of the public.' Love Land would be useful for sex education, he said, and help adults 'enjoy a harmonious sex life.'
Posted by JD Byrne at 7:24 PM
A colleague of mine told a story once about a story he heard on NPR about a women the NYPD had brought in to be a language consultant. The problem? They were drowning in "cop talk." As the consultant put it (I'm paraphrasing, of course) "every day, millions of people in this city get out of bed, get in their cars, and go to the office, except for the members of the NYPD, who arise from their slumber, egress from their domiciles, and proceed to their place of work."
It really can be that bad. My personal favorite is the euphemistic "escorted the subject to the ground," which really means "we beat him down and jumped on him." As proof of how tortured the language can get, consider this gem from a transcript I was reading this afternoon.
To set the scene, the cop (actually a DEA agent) is testifying about responding to a report of drugs being sold on a street corner. He and his partner have driven up to the area and sighted the suspect. Then he testified:
Once I seen him, I asked to be exited from the vehicle.Now, c'mon, do you really think he asked his partner to be "exited from the vehicle"? I seriously doubt it. Good for a chuckle, though (and it will be quoted verbatim in the brief).
Posted by JD Byrne at 7:13 PM
Monday, May 18, 2009
Feel Euphoria, by Spock's Beard (2003): I had actually gotten tired of the Beard by the time Neal Morse went to the Lordy, but I had to come back and check out their first effort without him. The result shows that the Nick D'Virgilio led version of the band can do it on their own, but there's a certain magic missing from the old days. That being said, there's some good stuff here and the band continues to be a dynmic live act. I'm just not necessarily along for the ride anymore.
Posted by JD Byrne at 8:07 PM
I understand that prosecutors aren't required to roll over every time a defendant seeks a new trial, claiming actual innocence. I also understand that DNA, while a wonderful tool, is not a criminal justice magic bullet. But I'd like to think we'd all agree that knowing what the DNA says about a case is relevant to the overall equation.
To the contrary, this article in today's New York Times chronicles the difficulty some defendants have had seeking DNA testing in their cases. In some instances, the prosecution's objections are maddeningly circular:
In a case before the Pennsylvania Supreme Court, for example, Lynne Abraham, the Philadelphia district attorney, argued that the defendant, Anthony Wright, was not entitled to DNA testing because of the overwhelming evidence presented at trial, including his confession, four witnesses and clothing stained with the victims’ blood that the police said was found at Mr. Wright’s home. The Pennsylvania DNA statute requires the courts to determine if there is a “reasonable possibility” that the test would prove innocence.But here's the thing.If the DNA contradicts that evidence, it might show that the other evidence is simply not reliable. We know, from countless death row exonerations, that an inconsistent DNA analysis can lead to investigation that shows that eyewitnesses were wrong or that a defendant's confession was coerced.
DNA evidence is the closest we can come, in some cases, to "objective truth," at least on some issues. It's value as a jumping off point for other facets of the case should lead to its testing without such obstruction.
Posted by JD Byrne at 7:51 PM
I'll admit, I've never quite really gotten the "tribute band" concept, wherein some group of musicians gather together to recreate a dead band's live show, sometimes down to the stage design and period instruments.
Don't get me wrong. If The Musical Box was performing somewhere nearby, I'd go see them, but, really, if I want to listen to note perfect versions of Genesis tunes, I've got all the albums (including live ones), so why bother? I mean, even Beethoven's Ninth gets played in slightly different ways from orchestra to orchestra, why should "Firth of Fifth" be any different? But at least with a group like Genesis, you're dealing with a fairly set structure, musically speaking.
This one, I just don't get at all. Because the girlfriend and I saw Adiran Belew at Club Cafe a while back, I get regular emails from them about upcoming shows. On Thursday, they'll play host to Strange Design which, according to their website is known for:
[r]ecreating Phish shows in their entiretyI'm not particularly a Phish phan, but wasn't part of their appeal the fact that no two shows were the same? The constantly shifting setlists and extensive improvising made each performance unique, right? Doesn't recreating any single one of them seem pretty much pointless? Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but it doesn't seem likely.
I appreciate the desire of folks to hear their favorite music played live, even if not by the original artists, I just don't get the slavery to "authentic" recreations. Wouldn't it be better to hear that music through new ears?
Posted by JD Byrne at 7:45 PM
I was in Richmond all last week (hence the light blogging), making a pair of oral arguments in front of the Fourth Circuit. For wildly different reasons, they'll both go down in my brain as particularly memorable.
My argument on Tuesday morning involved a sentencing issue. At the time my client was sentenced, the courts were still grappling with how post-Booker sentencing worked, and the district court went on at length about how it couldn't figure out how to apply a sentence below the Guidelines, as was appropriate to the facts and history of the client. In the two plus years that the case languished on appeal, the Supreme Court clarified a lot of things. Prior to the argument, I filed a supplemental brief laying out the recent developments in the law. For some unknown reason, the Government didn't reply, even though they'd asked to do so.
By the time the case was set for oral argument, it was pretty clear that my client needed a new sentencing hearing. After sitting through a mind numbing argument on a civil case (enlivened only by the fact that it sounded as if Foghorn Leghorn represented the plaintiff), I strode to the lectern, opened my notebook, and launched into my introduction. Before I even really moved on to any argument, the presiding judge cut me off and said, basically, "it certainly looks like this case needs to remanded for resentencing. Let's see what the Government has to say."
50 seconds! My argument lasted 50 seconds! The countdown clock on the lectern never even made it all the way through the 14th minute! My co-counsel said that I looked a little bit hurt, as if I had some brilliant points I'd worked up, but all for naught. That's somewhat true, but sometimes you just got to sit down and shut up. The panel grilled the Government for about 10 minutes, to no avail. They didn't even ask if I had any rebuttal. Safe to say, I think we won that one.
Friday morning's argument was a little different. For one thing, although the main issue (another sentencing issue) was pretty strong, it actually had arguments on both sides. For another, as my co-counsel and I walked to court, there were two empty school busses parked outside and a line snaking out the door. The possibility of a fully gallery rattled through my brain. We wound our way through the line of school kids and slipped through the metal detector.
I should say, at this point, that in the Fourth Circuit they do not tell you who is on the three-judge panel before which you'll be arguing. I think the theory is that it keeps attorneys from tailoring their arguments to a particular judge, but it's not a standard practice, as far as I know. The first time you get a chance to find out who is on your panel is after getting past security by checking out the docket sheets.
When listing the judges on each panel, they all have titles before their last names - Judge, Senior Judge, etc. - so I tend to skim over that and check out the names. Sometimes, a judge from outside the Fourth Circuit, or from one of the district courts, is sitting by designation, so the names aren't all familiar. That was the case on my panel, as the first name on the list was "O'Connor."
"Hmm," I thought, "there's no O'Connor on the Fourth Circuit. Wonder where he's from?" So I scanned back to the title - "Justice." Wait a sec - "Justice O'Connor"? Holy shit, I was going to argue in front of Sandra Day O'Connor! Since her retirement from the Court, O'Connor has sat on several circuit courts, so it's not unknown for it to happen, but I certainly wasn't expecting it. That probably explained the presence of the school kids, all of whom crammed into the court's en banc courtroom for our slate of arguments.
The argument itself went pretty well. The same presiding judge I had on Tuesday was presiding again, and even recognized me ("Weren't you here yesterday?"). Justice O'Connor seemed very sympathetic to the argument I was making, as did one of the other judges, so I have high hopes for this one as well. Regardless how it turns out, however, it'll be a day I long remember.
Posted by JD Byrne at 7:17 PM
Thursday, May 14, 2009
I can't quite put my finger on why, but somehow training Boy Scouts to be the next generation SWAT teams just isn't right:
The responding officers — eight teenage boys and girls, the youngest 14 — face tripwire, a thin cloud of poisonous gas and loud shots — BAM! BAM! — fired from behind a flimsy wall. They move quickly, pellet guns drawn and masks affixed.It's part of the Explorers program, which allows girls (but probably still not atheists or gays) and has existed for decades for kids interested in becoming cops and firefighters.
'United States Border Patrol! Put your hands up!' screams one in a voice cracking with adolescent determination as the suspect is subdued.
Maybe it's the picture in the piece, with a bunch of kids made up like they're about to take down a drug den. Or the girl who waxes poetic about how she loves her gun. It's just . . . creepy!
Still, there's some interesting truths sticking out here and there:
In a simulation here of a raid on a marijuana field, several Explorers were instructed on how to quiet an obstreperous lookout.Yes, Felix, you pay attention. You'll learn all about how to violate a person's civil liberties! I wonder if they have a badge for that?
'Put him on his face and put a knee in his back,' a Border Patrol agent explained. 'I guarantee that he’ll shut up.'
One participant, Felix Arce, 16, said he liked 'the discipline of the program,' which was something he said his life was lacking. 'I want to be a lawyer, and this teaches you about how crimes are committed,' he said.
Posted by JD Byrne at 4:38 PM
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Would you buy a legal argument from this man?
Let's hope so, or I'll be out of a job!
Photo of your humble narrator, in cynic mode prior to last month's autocross, courtesy of Martin Valent.
Posted by JD Byrne at 8:25 PM
This story (via) borders on the unbelievable, but it appears to be legit.
A 20-year old British woman named Samantha Orobator was arrested in Laos for allegedly smuggling heroin into the country. She has been imprisoned, awaiting trial, ever since. If convicted, she faces death by firing squad. In the intervening five months, she got pregnant. Given that she's been in jail the whole time, the logical conclusion is that she's been raped while stashed away in "one of Asia's most squalid jails."
She's been given a choice:
The 20-year-old goes on trial this week and will be asked to declare publicly that she was not raped in Phonthong prison, one of Asia's most squalid jails.In other words, if she's willing to lie about being raped, she can save her life. How civilized. That would never happen in the United States, would it? Oh:
If Orobator co-operates, she will be transferred from Laos to a UK prison under a new treaty signed between the two countries on Thursday. If not, her trial will be postponed and she will return to jail in Laos.
If she faces trial again after the birth of her child, she will not have the immunity from execution that pregnancy gives her under the Laos penal code.
In 1987, a jury in Billings, Mont., found that an 18-year-old named Jimmy Ray Bromgard had raped an 8-year-old girl. On the witness stand and afterward, Mr. Bromgard insisted he was innocent.No, no, I'm not saying one is as bad as the other. But they both suck pretty bad.
Judge G. Todd Baugh said this suggested a lack of remorse, and he sentenced Mr. Bromgard to 40 years.
In prison, Mr. Bromgard declined to participate in group therapy sessions for sex offenders.
'I would have had to admit my guilt,' he said. 'I'd rather sit there in prison for all my life than admit my guilt.'
That decision did not sit well with the parole board, which denied his application for an early release in 2000, citing his refusal to take part in the sessions.
It turns out Mr. Bromgard was telling the truth. DNA evidence cleared him, and he was released from prison last month. He is now 33 and spent about half of his life in prison.
So who is the father of Orobator's unborn child? The Laotian authorties have a theory:
Laotian leaders are sensitive to suggestions Orobator might have been raped in jail.Hey, it's worked before.
'We don't want the world to blame us,' Mr Nuanthasing said.
Asked who fathered the baby, Mr Nuanthasing said: 'It is a mystery - maybe it is a baby from the sky.'
Posted by JD Byrne at 6:09 PM
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
And they're carrying decibel meters. What the hell? Leave it to the Brits:
At the end of April, Caroline Cartwright, a 48-year-old housewife from Wearside in the north east of England, was remanded in custody for having 'excessively noisy sex.' The cops took her in after neighbors complained of hearing her 'shouting and groaning' and her "bed banging against the wall of her home.' Cartwright has, quite reasonably, defended her inalienable right to be a howler: 'I can't stop making noise during sex. It's unnatural to not make any noises and I don't think that I am particularly loud.'OK, that's not the whole story, which is actually worse. Cartwright was actually arrested for violating an "Anti-Social Behaviour Order," a civil order obtained by a fussy neighbor because of Cartwright's prior sexual escapades. The order prevents her from making "excessive noise during sex" in the whole of the UK! A violation is a crime.
For fuck's sake - literally - everyone has had to deal with their neighbors noisily gettin' it on at some point in their lives. You know what? You roll over, stuff a pillow in your ear, and get on with your life. You don't call the fucking police! Sex isn't really supposed to be polite (unless that's your kink). If there's one place you should be able to let yourself go and let go of your troubles, it's in bed. Otherwise, what's the point?
Posted by JD Byrne at 4:46 PM
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Head, by Thieves' Kitchen (2000): Last year, Thieves' Kitchen made a splash with The Water Road, an album a couple of lineup changes and several stylistic jumps away from this, their debut. Head is a pretty standard up tempo symphonic prog album, although a little busier than most. Honestly, large hunks of it are forgettable, if pleasant enough going through. But the two epics that booked the disc, "Mute" and "T.A.N.U.S.", are worth a listen. Certainly a change from the more laid back pastoral style they favor these days.
Posted by JD Byrne at 10:06 PM
Thursday, May 07, 2009
The Allegory of Light, by Syzygy (2003): This is one of those discs I got a couple of weeks ago to get ready for this year's version of 3RP. This is the only release by this American band (there's an Australian band by the same name), which is second on the lineup for Sunday. After a couple weeks listening, this album has moved up from "meh" to "pretty damn good" status in my book. It's mostly instrumental, with lots of nice guitar and synth breaks scattered throughout. It's a little rough around the edges (particularly when vocals are involved), but there's a lot of good going on. Look forward to seeing them play live.
Posted by JD Byrne at 7:17 PM
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has found himself in an odd brouhaha about privacy on the Internet. This ABA Journal article sets out the basics.
During some public remarks, Scalia scoffed at the idea that anybody had any real privacy interest in the wealth of information floating around online:
'Every single datum about my life is private? That’s silly,' Scalia [said]. . . .Following those comments, a law prof at Fordham gave his students an assignment he does every year - go out and collect as much personal information (legally) about a particular person using publicly available sources. Some years, the prof uses himself as a target. This year, he used Scalia. The result:
Scalia said he was largely untroubled by such Internet tracking. 'I don’t find that particularly offensive,” he said. “I don’t find it a secret what I buy, unless it’s shameful.'* * *
Considering every fact about someone’s life private is 'extraordinary,' he said, noting that data such as addresses have long been discernible, even if technology has made them easier to find.
His class turned in a 15-page dossier that included not only Scalia's home address, home phone number and home value, but his food and movie preferences, his wife's personal e-mail address and photos of his grandchildren, reports Above the Law.The collection of data, which has not been made public, prompted a reaction from Scalia:
'Professor Reidenberg's exercise is an example of perfectly legal, abominably poor judgment. Since he was not teaching a course in judgment, I presume he felt no responsibility to display any,' the justice says, among other comments.Some commentators have seen Scalia's response as hypocritical, as he expresses displeasure about the prof's data gathering class.
I have to admit, I don't see it. Scalia's initial remarks, to me, seem to express the truth of the matter that lots of "private" information is out there about most folks and the access to it means it simply is not private. Some of it has information that has always been "public," in the sense that it's freely available down in the courthouse records, but is just more accessible due to online compilation sources.
Scalia's reaction has nothing to do with the legality of the prof's project. It expresses displeasure, but due to the fact that the prof chose to have the data collected, not that he could. In other words, I don't see the hypocrisy. This isn't a situation where someone rails against "frivolous" lawsuits and then, when minorly injured, sues someone under shady circumstances. This is more like someone stating (correctly) that a law making it illegal to insult someone's mother would not pass First Amendment muster then being pissed that someone said something nasty about his mother. One doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the other.
That being said, I think the prof's project is a valuable one, because I don't think most people don't realize how much stuff is out there floating around about them. Any maybe Scalia didn't really realize that, either, and that's why he's honked off. Maybe that's true, but I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. On this one, at least.
Posted by JD Byrne at 6:50 PM
Maybe not before 10pm, if you're hocking boner pills on broadcast TV.
In his dissenting opinion in the recent "fleeting expletives" case, Justice Stevens wrote in a snarky footnote:
It is ironic, to say the least, that while the FCC patrols the airwaves for words that have a tenuous relationship with sex or excrement, commercials broadcast during prime-time hours frequently ask viewers whether they too are battling erectile dysfunction or are having trouble going to the bathroom.It appears that someone was listening. Per Prawfsblawg, Representative Jim Moran (D-Va) has introduced legislation that would:
insist that the FCC treat treat as indecent and bar from network airwaves 'between 6 a.m. and 10 p.m . . . any advertisement for a medication for the treatment of erectile dysfunction or for male enhancement.'As Marc points out, that is probably not the reaction Stevens hoped to provoke.
While I'm generally opposed to the idea of the FCC playing taste police on TV, as long as we're adding to the list of things verboten on the tube, can we add all commercials for toilet paper and related products, especially the ones with the bears shitting in the woods? If I never hear about the dangers of ass lint again, I will be a happy man.
Posted by JD Byrne at 6:42 PM
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Funny but true?
I LOL'd. And I say that as someone who actually likes the slowest and least action packed entry in the series the best!
Posted by JD Byrne at 8:40 PM
Beyond Reality, by Cast (1996):Last year, I wrote that I finally figured out that Swedish symph proggers The Flower Kings were like comfort food for the prog soul – not particularly innovative or challenging, but very good at what they do, which is channel the 70s greats. Along those line, but perhaps as a nice spicy burrito is to a plate of Swedish meatballs, Mexico’s Cast fits the same bill. Though more rooted to the mid-period Genesis sound than the Kings, they channel it equally well. Enjoyable going down, but ultimately not something that leaves a huge lasting impression. Sometimes, that’s just what you want.
Posted by JD Byrne at 8:34 PM
And life, the universe, and everything, in the latest post over at his place. I don’t agree with all of what he says, but I appreciate his point of view. And I join in this idea:
I know it is coming, and I do not fear it, because I believe there is nothing on the other side of death to fear. I hope to be spared as much pain as possible on the approach path. I was perfectly content before I was born, and I think of death as the same state. What I am grateful for is the gift of intelligence, and for life, love, wonder, and laughter. You can't say it wasn't interesting. My lifetime's memories are what I have brought home from the trip. I will require them for eternity no more than that little souvenir of the Eiffel Tower I brought home from Paris.As I’ve said before, to quoth Buckethead, “I ain’t afraid to die. I just don’t want to be around when it happens, baby.”
Posted by JD Byrne at 8:33 PM
The UK has recently garnered some attention for turning some folks away at the border, denying them entry to the country based on their social/political views. The first big one was Dutch filmmaker Geert Wilders, due to his film Fitna. Now the Home Secretary has released the names of 16 folks denied entry – a “least wanted” list, if you will. The list includes a few American loony luminaries:
The list of the 16 'least wanted' includes radio talk show host Michael Savage, real name Michael Weiner.Now, I’m a First Amendment stickler. I don’t want the government to rip Weiner/Savage off the air because of what he says or drop the hammer on the Phelps clan for their horrific protests. You can't legislate taste or class. And I would be equally critical if the Brits criminally prosecuted them. But when it comes to the decision about who gets to come into your country, there’s more leeway. So I’ll take a little smug satisfaction in the UK’s smackdown of those idiots.
'This is someone who has fallen into the category of fomenting hatred, of such extreme views and expressing them in such a way that it is actually likely to cause inter-community tension or even violence if that person were allowed into the country,' Ms Smith told BBC Breakfast.
Also named are American Baptist pastor Fred Waldron Phelps Snr and his daughter Shirley Phelps-Roper, who have picketed the funerals of Aids victims and claimed the deaths of US soldiers are a punishment for US tolerance of homosexuality.
Posted by JD Byrne at 8:23 PM
When it comes to my entertainment passions – soccer, road racing, prog – my natural cynicism sometimes gives way to the naïve certainty that the only reason those things aren’t more popular is simply because people haven’t given them an honest try. They’re so obviously wonderful, after all, who could resist their charms? Occasionally, some anecdote comes along that bolsters that rare bit of faith I have.
Jeremy Clarkson is best known in the US as the acerbic host of Top Gear. In the UK, he’s also a bit of a pop culture figure, with a regular column in British newspapers. In a recent entry, he chronicled his conversion from football (er, soccer) hater to devoted fan.
He started here:
Over the years I have argued that football is a stupid game in which 22 overpaid nancy boys with idiotic hair run around a field attempting to kick an inflated sheep’s pancreas into some netting while an audience of several thousand van drivers beat one another over the head with bottles and chairs.And wound up here:
So there we are, then. I am now a football fan. I know this because in one afternoon I learnt I’m not a football fan at all. I’m a fan of Chelsea. Chelsea are the only team that can play. Chelsea players have by far the most impressive reproductive organs. Stamford Bridge is my church. The men who play there are my Gods.Er, OK, so maybe he's not embraced the totality of the beautiful game yet. But it's a start! So, c’mon, American soccer haters – if a professional curmudgeon like Clarkson can come around, so can you!
UPDATE: Oh, my. I just finished watching Chelsea's Champion's League semifinal from today. Jeremy must be so amazingly pissed!
Posted by JD Byrne at 8:17 PM
Breaking into a house is one thing, but stealing the whole damn thing? That takes guts:
Police in Greece say robbers near Athens have stolen everything including the kitchen sink, lifting a prefabricated home off its foundation and spiriting it away. Police said the owner went to visit his 750-square-foot (70-square meter) vacation home Monday in the coastal area of Rafina, 15.5 miles (25 kilometers) east of Athens, and discovered it was missing, along with its contents.Not exactly a palatial estate, but an impressive heist nonetheless.
Posted by JD Byrne at 8:15 PM
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
A Favor to the Muse, by The Mandrake Project (2006): At every prog festival, there seems to be one band on the bill that nobody's ever heard of who wows the crowd and becomes the talk of the fest. At last year's inaugural 3 Rivers Progressive Rock Festival, it was this local group who were the breakout success. I, for one, was completely knocked out by their performance. Thankfully, their debut album captures what that show was like quite well. The band create a series of lengthy instrumental pieces, some using repetition to a hypnotic and trance-like effect, that seem to build one layer upon another until they reach a fabulous climax. Can't wait to get my hands on their new album.
Posted by JD Byrne at 6:18 PM
A federal district court decision from California last week has been widely discussed around the blogosphere. I first picked it up from over at PZ's place, but it's since shown up at Dispatches from the Culture Wars, DailyKos, and Volokh. I understand the interest in the case, but I think a lot of folks are missing a couple of key details that might explain the result.
The case is about a high school student who thought his AP European History teacher was saying naughty things about religion. Needless to say, the conservative Christian student didn't like this. Armed with a tape recorder, he capture 20 statements from his teacher to which he objected. He sued, arguing that the teacher's disrespect for religion violated the First Amendment's Establishment Clause.
The district court finally ruled, concluding that 19 of the statements were OK, in the context of the AP Euro History class. But one of the statements, the judge concluded, violated the First Amendment (emphasis mine):
The Court turns first to Corbett's statement regarding John Peloza. This statement presents the closest question for the Court in assessing secular purpose. Peloza apparently brought suit against Corbett because Corbett was the advisor to a student newspaper which ran an article suggesting that Peloza was teaching religion rather than science in his classroom. Corbett explained to his class that Peloza, a teacher, 'was not telling the kids [Peloza's students] the scientific truth about evolution.' Corbett also told his students that, in response to a request to give Peloza space in the newspaper to present his point of view, Corbett stated, 'I will not leave John Peloza alone to propagandize kids with this religious, superstitious nonsense.'The court concluded that there was no "legitimate secular purpose in this statement" and it therefore violated the Establishment Clause.
The commentary has round criticized the court's decision, and maybe they're right. It does seem a bit odd. But there are two points that I think people are overlooking when making those criticisms:
First, the full statement found by the court to be problematic is that “I will not leave John Peloza alone to propagandize kids with this religious, superstitious nonsense”. Lots of folks (mostly in comments, but still) are leaving out the word "religious," focusing only on “superstitious nonsense.” How can calling creationism “superstitious nonsense” violate the First Amendment? It depends on what the word “religious” means.
If the teacher really meant “creationism, which is religious, happens to be superstitious nonsense,” the focus is on the discrete doctrine, not “religion” as a whole. On the other hand, if he meant “creationism is a religious belief and is therefore superstitious nonsense,” that takes aim at religion in all its forms. Now, I happen to agree with the second meaning, but that’s taking sides in an epoch-long debate, in which the First Amendment prevents the Government from taking sides. I think the judge probably construed the teacher’s meaning in the second, rather than the first way. The first reading would be less problematic.
Second, all of the 19 other statements which the kid alleged were improper were made in the context of the teacher’s discussion of his area of teaching – AP European History. By contrast, the “religious, superstitious nonsense” line came during a discussion of an ongoing dispute involving another teacher and his attempts to shoehorn creationism into the science curriculum. I think the judge may have been giving the first teacher great latitude when he was speaking in the course of teaching, but found the “nonsense” comment to be an example of him stepping outside that protective bubble. I could be wrong, but that’s the sense I get.
The bottom line is that the Establishment Clause, as currently (and correctly, IMHO) interpreted, requires the Government to be neutral on religious questions. It's just as wrong for a teacher to wax on about the wonders of Jesus in class as it is for him to belittle a religious belief as insane woo. It works both ways. The court in this case may have erred in the factual analysis, but his principles are sound and I don't think the outcome is as clear as some other think.
Posted by JD Byrne at 5:53 PM
A former Afghan prime minister has called for an inquiry after Al Jazeera broadcast footage showing Christian US soldiers appearing to be preparing to try and convert Muslims in Afghanistan.Unlike PZ, I understand why we have taxpayer funded chaplains in the military. Men and women sent halfway 'round the world to do high stress jobs should not be deprived of spiritual support, if they so choose.* * *
In one recorded sermon, Lieutenant-Colonel Gary Hensley, the chief of the US military chaplains in Afghanistan, tells soldiers that, as followers of Jesus Christ, they all have a responsibility "to be witnesses for him".
'The special forces guys - they hunt men basically. We do the same things as Christians, we hunt people for Jesus. We do, we hunt them down,' he says.
'Get the hound of heaven after them, so we get them into the kingdom. That's what we do, that's our business.'
That being said, my understanding of military chaplains is that they are, regardless of their particular woo variant, sort of Swiss Army Holy Men, helping out soldiers of all faiths (or, indeed, none). They certainly shouldn't be preaching to the guys with guns about how to "hunt people for Jesus," particularly in the middle of a non-Christian nation! Jeez, even Duhbya seemed to grasp that "crusade" was not the right word for what we were doing there.
Regardless of what else we're doing over there, we shouldn't be selling Jesus at the point of a gun.
Posted by JD Byrne at 5:44 PM
Over at Reason's blog, Radley Balko has the sad tale of the unfortunately named Donna Dull, a 59-year old grandmother who was arrested and charged with producing kiddie porn. How was this loathsome sexual predator caught? A photo developer at Wal-Mart turned her in when she left a roll of film with pictures of her 3-year old granddaughter taking a bath. Charges were eventually dropped, but only after a special prosecutor took over from the local DA, who still thinks he was on the right path.
The more to the story, in Balko's words:
So in sum, if you don't want to get arrested and charged for taking nude photos of your infant or toddler, make sure you know what criteria your local prosecutor uses when navigating that 'gray area' between a cute butt and a criminally alluring one (note: you probably don't want to actually pose this question to him). Also, if you find yourself under investigation after dropping off a roll of film at the CVS, you might want to bake the prosecutor some cookies, since it appears that his 'gut' will be the final arbiter of whether you're a doting parent or an accused child pornographer.I share his sarcasm. The whole article is worth reading, if just to see how hard it is for a prosecutor to admit he was wrong.
Finally, even if the nude photos you've taken of your kids pass the clear-as-mud 'cute butt,' 'gut feeling,' and 'reasonable people can disagree/that's when it comes to us' tests, and are deemed innocent as a basket of puppies, you could still be in violation of the law if the state determines that the clothed to unclothed-but-innocent ratio in your family photo albums is inappropriate.
Got all that? Good.
Because they promise, you really have nothing to worry about.
Posted by JD Byrne at 5:33 PM
Today's Wall Street Journal (of all places) has an interesting article on one of the more obvious transatlantic differences between sports fans. Americans, by and large, prefer to sit, while Europeans, by and large, prefer to stand and be active during games.
The explanation? We're full of ourselves, basically:
It goes back to 'the middle ages, when the nobility sat and the common plebs stood,' says Rod Sheard, senior principle of the leading sports architecture firm Populous and designer of the Emirates. 'All of America is nobility. Everyone thinks they're king in America.'An interesting theory, but is has a couple of holes.
Indeed, 19th-century baseball fans in the U.S. quickly developed higher standards for comfort than British soccer fans, says Steven Riess, author of 'Sport in Industrial America, 1850-1920.' 'I think there was a sense of entitlement for American leisure clients that they didn't have in Europe.'
For one thing, there are plenty of American sports where large portions of the crowd are standing and active, mostly in college sports. I spent plenty of time standing in the middle of students sections in high school and college, but I'm not really interested in doing that now.
For another, the divide seems to be less American v. European than soccer v. football/baseball/basketball. American soccer games do, in fact, have decent sized sections of standing, chanting, active fans. The article quotes the leader of La Barra Brava, one of the DC United supporter groups, who says "sitting down is kind of boring" and admits that he doesn't actually watch the game, but spends his time leading the crowd.
That begs the question - is there something about soccer that might lend itself to a more active crowd? Consider that a soccer game is two halves of constant action. It's easy to get up, work yourself into a lather, and maintain that during a 45-minute run of play. Football and baseball (even basketball), on the other hand, are all more relaxed affairs, with built in stoppages and start/stop action. Does cricket have the same sort of active fans as English football does? I doubt it. The rhythm of the game doesn't lend itself to that kind of sustained passion.
In the end, it doesn't really matter all that much. During the two DC United games I've been to, it was a blast to watch and listen to La Barra Brava and the Screaming Eagles do their thing. But that was from the perspective of someone sitting on his ass with a drink in hand. To each his own, eh?
Posted by JD Byrne at 5:05 PM
Monday, May 04, 2009
A General Observation, by Boud Deun (1998): Liner notes can sometimes tell you a lot about a band, but maybe not so much in the case of the Virginia quartet's excellent live album:
In 1964 four young lads from Liverpool, England set out to become the world's greatest rock band. 30 years alter, Boud Deun was formed in Warrenton, Virginia. Coincidence? You be the judge.OK, it does tell you they had a sense of humor. It doesn't tell you that they purveyed an blistering style of instrumental rock/fusion that really owes not at all much to the Beatles, unless by "Beatles" you mean "Mahavishnu Orchestra." Regardless, a brilliant band.
One band played guitar, bass, and drums. The other band played guitar, bass, and drums . . . and violin. One band sang wonderful 3 and 4 part hormines. The other band, didn't sing at all. And finally, one band had 23 number one songs. The other band had 1 song 23 people seemed to really like. Simple chance? To the uninitiated perhaps, but to the trained musicologist, a cunning ploy by the four lands from Liverpool to change the course of popular music forever, and for Boud Deun to exploit their ideas for every penny they're worth.
Posted by JD Byrne at 6:52 PM
Over at Prawfsblawgs (of all places), Marc rips of an impressive list of favorite cover songs. My attention was drawn to a link of a Peter Gabriel cover of a Vampire Weekend tune that references PG, which is sort of neat.
I've got several cool and obscure covers in my collection. Two that immediately spring to mind were recorded for tribute albums but didn't make it on, for various reasons. One is echolyn's rocking version of the first album Genesis tune "When the Sour Turns to Sweet," which Sony (to whom the band belonged at the time) wouldn't let onto the Magna Carta Genesis tribute. The other is Kevin Gilbert's reworking of "Kashmir" (an even better version resides on the Live at the Troubadour album), which didn't make it onto the big label Zeppelin tribute.
Bela Fleck has a penchant for Beatles covers. Bruce Hornsby works a lot of covers into his live shows, from old Bill Evans standards to Dylan and Dead tunes to a sweet version of "Comfortably Numb" with his own "Fortunate Son." Then there's the bluegrass version of "Super Freak" he did with Ricky Skaggs.
But the best cover in my collection is a Zappa one, because it comes with a good back story. During a concert in Helsinki, Finland in 1974 (memorialized on You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore, Vol. 2), Frank solicited requests and someone called out for the Allman Brothers's classic "Whippin' Post." The band didn't know the tune (Frank asks the guy to hum a few bars, but he can't, to which Frank responds "it must be a John Cage piece") and ripped off into "Montana," instead. Several years after the fact, Frank made due on that request:
Not as killer as the 1988 band's version of "Stairway to Heaven," but still pretty cool.
Posted by JD Byrne at 6:26 PM
Homer Simpson once advised that
[g]etting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.That's one strategy. Here's another, from a disgruntled Montanan. When asked to explain why he couldn't do jury duty, he wrote (including grammar oddities):
Apparently you morons didn't understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I'm not putting my familys wellbeing at stake To participate in this crap. I don't believe in our 'justice' system and I don't want to have a goddam thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete wast of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dogs balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the F__k alone.I can't recommend such, um, candor with the court, but I have to admit that it worked in that case. The guy avoided both jury duty and a contempt charge. I wouldn't bet on other judges to have quite the same sense of humor, however.
Posted by JD Byrne at 6:04 PM