So, God Is Like a River of Red-Hot Liquifying Goo?

I'm in the market for a house, which means that I do a lot of exploring into neighborhoods I've never seen before. While poking around greater downtown Poca this afternoon, I saw a sign advertising a local church's upcoming vacation bible school. It was billed as "the hottest VCBS ever!" and called "Lava Lava Island." The tag line: "Where Jesus's Love Flows!" I bet it does.