When We My Creamy Ranch Illegal, Only Criminals Will Have Creamy Ranch

The headline says it all:

Pat Buchanan doused with salad dressing.

Well, OK, maybe it doesn't say it all. Seems that America's favorite failed presidential candidate was assaulted with what appears to be creamy ranch dressing flung upon him by a disgruntled audience member during a speech last night at Western Michigan University. You know, I'm the first to admit that using salad dressing (or desert topping, in the case of Bill Kristol) to make a political point is childish, not likely to win many converts, and borderline psychotic. But I must admit - seeing that twit covered in dressing made me laugh really hard this morning.