Oh, Turd Blossom, Please Don't Go

I hope Karl Rove hangs around in the public eye, because he is such comedy gold. He was on Rush Limbaugh's show this afternoon, talking about Duhbya and why so many people don't like him. His explanation? The haters are:

sort of elite, effete snobs who can’t hold a candle to this guy. What they don’t like about him is that he is common sense, that he is Middle America.

Oh . . . *cough* . . . Karl . . . *wheeze* . . . please, you're killing me. *side splitting laughter*

George W. Bush is Middle America? Holy shit, you must be smoking something good. How exactly can a child of privilege, raised in Maine, son of a former President with another governor and US Senator in the family tree, who cruised through unsuccessful top-level management positions in the oil industry and Major League Baseball be classified as "Middle America?"

Life in Iowa must be a hell of a lot more interesting that I thought it was, if that's the case. Maybe that's why they have the first caucuses there?

Seriously, the best comedy minds couldn't make that stuff up!