At Least We Never Made It to Blackwatch Plaid

Via Reason, it appears that the Office of Homeland Security is deciding whether to scrap the infamous colored "threat level" scheme. Remember this guy?


Soon it may be as quaint a reminder of the post-9/11 days as Duck and Cover.

Did you ever wonder what situation was more dire than red? How bad can it actually get? Wonder no more:

Scary!