An Assemblage of Stupid Crimes

I sometimes pass along a news story or two detailing stupid crimes and/or stupid criminals (they're not always the same thing). Now, the fine people over at CourtTV have collected a bunch of those stories from the past year in one place for your reading pleasure. My personal favorites involve a guy who called the police after he'd been shorted on a microwave-for-crack transaction and a woman who tried to shoplift a sizable marital aid from a shop after having just filled out an application for a job there.