Over at The Onion A.V. Club, this week's "Definitive Mixlist" is 2 CDs worth of songs about dances. I'm shocked that they left off the obvious National Health inclusions, "The Collapso" and "The Lethargy Shuffle and Mind-Your-Backs Tango." Granted, they're both instrumental. And the second one requires "a fully flight-cased Hammond L 122, a consenting partner, and a bucket of cheese sauce as accessories." Oh, and they're in such odd meters that any attempt to dance to them would look like some sort of free-form epileptic seizure.