All Is Well, Go Hug an Oak Tree

Apparently things really took off in this country overnight. Bin Laden and his cronies must be dead, the so-called economic recovery has really blossomed, and John Ashcroft handed Dubya his letter of resignation. That's the only way I can fathom the House taking the time to vote to make the Oak our national tree. That's the kind of tough decision making we pay them six figures for! Of course, now we have to worry about all that "Oak oppression."