Put Me In, Coach

Over at The Yin Blog, the proprietor has speculated on whether federal appellate arguments could be made into compelling "sports" television. We'd need cameras first, of course, which shant happen for a long time (even though many state appellate courts have cameras and live web feeds), if at all. As a potential "player" in these games, I say bring 'em on! I'm willing to sell patches of my suit-space to willing sponsors - "I represent the appellant and I'm here today with help from the fine folks at McDonald's, and I'm lovin' it!" As to the actual coverage, ESPN will show anything, so why not. I'd prefer color commentary from someone like Speed's David Hobbs, however, who would not doubt have a ball with our legalisms.