Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Bill's Holding Out For More Cows, I Think

CNN.com has this weird story today of a standing offer of a Kenyan man for the hand of former first daughter Chelsea Clinton in marriage. He made the proposal five years ago in a letter to President Clinton before his visit to Kenya. The deal apparently includes a dowry of 40 goats and 20 cows. Neither Bubba nor Chelsea have responded to the offer, prompting the would be groom to "remain single until he gets an answer to his proposal."

Now I know what to add to my online dating profiles - livestock! :)

1 comment:

akiey said...

Yep, livestock will get you the woman:) She'll know her future is secure...what of 'stock' that "multiplies" several times a year?,plus she knows her man won't come to her with the tired 'Got Milk' line,lol! The guy is hilariously brave!