Fundie Funyons

I should have known that when I made fun of the Florida woman who found the Virgin Mary on her grilled cheese sandwich that eventually something equally nutty would crop up in my own neck of the woods. And so, today's Charleston Gazette reports that Crawley, WV man has auctioned off two Funyuns on eBay because they (wait for it) resembled Mary and Jesus. He found them under the seat in his car. Of course, the truly silly part of the story is that someone paid $609 for these things!