"I'm A Monster, Baby"

Imagine (this might take some effort) you are a lonely horny rhinoceros stuck in an English zoo. You haven't gotten lucky in a while. What do you do? You try to get it on with the nearest available target - in this case a Renault Laguna sedan. From the "You Can't Make This Stuff Up Department comes this description of the action from one inhabitant of said Renault: "He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell."

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