Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Jesus Still Thinks He's a Jerk

OK, so you've said on national TV that the United States should assassinate the leader of a foreign country. To top it off, you made this pronouncement during your religious propaganda program in which you preach supposedly Christian values. What do you do? Well, first you can deny you actually said that. Problem is, you said it on TV and, thus, it's on tape. So the whole world knows that:

'If he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think we really ought to go ahead and do it,' said Robertson Monday. 'It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war.'
Time for a Plan B! After trying to deny it, Robinson finally apologized for his assinine statement.

It's not been a good week for the televangelical leaders of the religious right. Today the Fourth Circuit reversed a lower court ruling in favor of Jerry Falwell in a trademark infringement and cybersquatting case in which a critic set up a website, www.fallwell.com, to criticize Jerry's blatherings.

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