Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Jesus Is Not Alright (at the DMV)

And you think getting a driver's license would be a bitch under the Congress's latest brainstorm. Imagine if you legally changed your name to Jesus Christ! Apparently one man, a current DC resident who was born in Florida, did just that years ago. But his soon-to-be new home state, West Virginia, is balking at issuing him a driver's license bearing the name of the alleged son of god. Sadly, the state is only holding out until the proper documentation arrives from Florida. Line of the day goes to Mr. Christ's attorney: "Christ is not speaking to the press at this time."

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