Le Splat

Paging the overseers of the Darwin Awards. This morning in Paris, a Norwegian man jumped to his death from the Eiffel Tower. That wasn't his intent, but as he jumped from the tower's upper deck his parachute caught on the structure and ripped away from his body. He plummeted earthward until he was one with the streets of gay Paris. And the motivation behind this? A PR stunt for a Norwegian clothing company. Yup, they'll get some brilliant PR from this, no doubt.