Wednesday, June 29, 2005

What's Next - The Baby Snatchers?!?

You know civilization is going to hell in a handbag when frail old ladies are going around beating up defenseless young men. A local 75-year old woman has been charged with battery after an altercation that ended with her beating on a 260-pound 27-year old man with an umbrella. It apparently stemmed from a verbal altercation regarding the guy's family business and trouble it's been having with the neighbors (of which Miss Whacker is one). Things got out of hand when "profanity reared its ugly head." One wonders if an Eric Idle-narrated documentary is in the works about the situation.

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