I know I took a long weekend, but did I miss some major news flashes? Did we capture and prosecute Osama bin Laden? Did we foil a major terrorist plot somewhere in the country by arresting, indicting, and convicting the would-be terrorists? If not, why the hell is the Department of Justice's newest priority prosecuting smut peddlers?!? Not child porn, mind you, just garden variety obscenity. Even the FBI agents don't seem too enthused:
'I guess this means we've won the war on terror,' said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. 'We must not need any more resources for espionage.'Makes perfect sense to me.