Thursday, October 19, 2006

Invaders from the Deep

Now that Dubya has almost dictatorial powers to fight the War on Terra(tm), it's time for him to direct them at the real enemy - stingrays. We all remember the sleeper cell that took out Steve "Crikey!" Irwin, right? Well, now their tactics have become more aggressive, as one jumped into a boat off the Florida coast and stabbed a man in the chest. What's next? Swimming up the Mississippi and striking New Orleans? Where is the Department of Homeland Security? Has Rumsfeld been briefed?!?

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