Dear Senator Craig

This is a plea, truly heart felt, to Senator Larry Craig (R-Closet), who is impressively managing to extend his 15-minutes of fame:

MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!!!

For fuck's sake, first you were guilty of doing something in that Minnesota men's room, then you're not. Then you've decided to resign, only to turn around and "reconsider" that decision while you prolong the fight. Now, it appears, you're flip flopping again, at least according to your spokesman:

"The most likely scenario, by far, is that by October there will be a new senator from Idaho," Craig spokesman Dan Whiting told the Associated Press.

The only circumstances in which Craig might try to complete his term, Whiting said, would require the overturning by Sept. 30 of his conviction for disorderly conduct in a men's room at the Minneapolis airport, as well as Senate GOP leaders' agreement to restore Craig's committee leaderships posts taken away this week.

Now it's "I won't resign unless certain benchmarks are met by the end of September." Look, I really don't mind what you're decision is, just make one and stick to it! All this slipperiness - you'd think you were a career politician! Oh, wait a sec . . .