From the "you can't make this stuff up" department, the tale of an odd domestic disturbance:
A Nitro woman was arrested for allegedly fighting with her boyfriend and keeping him against his will.Depending on the person, I'm fairly certain that would constitute assault with a deadly weapon!
Constance Ann Hertel, 48, of Kanawha Avenue, had been arguing with her boyfriend for several hours Friday, and when the man tried to leave she wouldn't let him, according to a criminal complaint filed in Kanawha County Magistrate Court.* * *
Nitro Police Patrolman T.A. Fouch said in the report that Hertel then pinned the man against the wall with her buttocks, and as he tried to free himself, she grabbed him around the head and scratched him across the chest.