At Least They Don't Call It Easy Listening Anymore

Purely by chance, I stumbled across this article about John Tesh's "adult contemporary" radio show. It supposedly focuses on "nice" music. A slogan of the show: "If a 9-year-old can't listen to it, you won't hear it on this radio station." Just what we need - 9-year-olds already control pop music, do we have to bow and scrape to them with "adult" music now, too? Not that I'd get anywhere near Tesh's new age pap to begin with. Instead, with the room clear of any 9 year olds, I'm off to crack up Catherine Wheel's "Eat My Dust You Ignorant Fuck."