Never Tackle a Naked Man

You're playing in a soccer cup final. You're team is losing 1-0 in the 60th minute when a streaker shoots across the field naked as a jaybird. What do you do? Well, whatever you do, don't tackle him! A player for Witton Albion did just that during the Unibond Cheshire Senior Cup Final against Woodley Sports. For his actions, the defender was red carded because he, in the words of the ref, "brought the game into disrepute." Witton went on to lose the match 2-1, but is protesting the result.

For what it's worth, even with my many years of following English football, I have no idea what the Unibond Cheshire Senior Cup is.