I Want to Buy Some Cheese!

Some crimes are weirder than others, but this one ranks up there pretty high. A man pled guilty to burglary and other charges stemming from a robbery he committed last summer. OK, that's not that unusual. What is unusual is that he broke into a pool snack bar and stole nachos and cheese. In fact, when he was arrested he was naked. In addition:

to being naked, Monn had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders, police said. He also had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.

Gee, only semi-incoherent? I wonder what he'd do if he was really ripped?