What's a Self-Respecting Commie to Do?

You're the leader of one of the world's last bastions of old-fashioned Communism. You routinely proclaim the benefits of your workers paradise, in spite of all the evidence to the contrary. And then you wake up one morning and find that you've been outed as one of the world's richest people. Cuban leader Fidel Castro found himself on Forbes's list of the world's wealthiest leaders (to the tune of $500 million plus) and is not happy about it.