Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Best Headline This Week

Yeah, I know, it's just Tuesday, but this one from today's Charleston Daily Mail will be pretty hard to top:

Nude man involved in fight at store, Kanawha deputies says
After a setup like that, the actual facts can't really do it justice:
A Clay man was arrested after allegedly walking into a store naked and fighting with others.

Kanawha County deputies went up Kelly's Creek to Mammoth in response to a call about a fight.

While en route, deputies were informed by dispatchers that one of the people involved was drunk and naked, according to a complaint filed in Kanawha Magistrate Court.
However,by the time the cops showed up he'd managed to rustle up a pair of shorts. Which, given the drunk and the fighting parts, was probably a good thing for all concerned!

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