You have to give these ladies some credit for originality:
A Wisconsin man who thought he was joining his lover at a motel for an afternoon tryst was instead blindfolded and bound while she and three other women, including his wife, berated and humiliated him over his infidelity, according to a criminal complaint.Of course, it's not really funny for four human beings to hold another one captive and glue his junk to his tummy. Kidnapping and all that (a capital offense, in West Virginia, at least). Nevertheless, there is just something inherently comic in the whole thing. I think that obtains pretty much any time "super glue" and "genitals" are involved. Plus, it's hard to feel a whole lot of sympathy for a guy who is cheating on not only his wife, but his mistress to boot!
Four of the women have been charged with false imprisonment in the romance-revenge scheme and one of them is accused of sexual assault for allegedly super-gluing the man's genitals to his stomach, the complaint says.