And You Think Your Marriage Sucks!

It's not as bad as this:

A Chinese couple in their 80s who only communicate via terse notes are embroiled in a courtroom battle over control of their household finances.

Despite being married for more than 50 years, the couple's relationship has never been good and they have not spoken to each other for several years.

The irony, of course, is that they're not asking the court for a divorce, but for help maintaining their marriage, such as it is.