Best. Headline. Ever.

I do love the BBC. They do have a way with words:

Stoned wallabies make crop circles

With a headline like that, the truth of the story can hardly live up and, of course, it doesn't. Turns out that wallabies are getting into Australian opium fields (Australia grows a vast amount of the world's opium that is used to make medicine), nibbling on the poppies, and then:

creating crop circles as they hop around 'as high as a kite', a government official has said.

OK, I take that back. The facts do live up to the headline!