Spatial Relations Are Not His Forte

Did you ever wonder if anybody ever tried to slither out between the bars of their jail cell? Well, read this. As reported by the Charleston Gazette, an inmate at the local region jail busted out the window in his cell and tried to slide out. The only problem is that the window in question is a whopping six inches wide! The inmate in question is 5'10'' and weighs 165 pounds. No word yet on the cunning theory he had developed to bend the very fabric of space itself to slip through the window.

Oh, and had he succeeded? "[H[e would have still faced fences, numerous layers of razor wire and the watch of guards and cameras." Whoops.