Monday, August 30, 2004

At Least Sell Out Accurately, Alice

By now you've no doubt seen the OfficeMax (or Staples - six of one . . .) ad with Alice Cooper doing back to school shopping with his daughter. She asks, "I thought school was out forever." Alice then corrects her that, no no, it's just "out for summer." Well, no it's not, Alice:

School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces

If you're gonna sell out, at least get your own lyrics right! I can see it now - Lynard Skynard doing tourism ads for "Sweet Home California!"

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