God Is My Co-Signer

This story from FoxNews tells of a man who walked into a New Mexico car dealership and tried to buy a new car. When asked how he would pay for the new ride, the man said Jesus would finance it for him. On the plus side, I'm sure Jesus has fine credit. On the other hand, having the Son of God as a co-signer for you loan may make people think your nuts. And guess what? He was! After being turned down for the car purchase, the man went back into the parking lot, got into his pick-up truck, and drove through the showroom window. After which he calmly waited for the police, while reading his Bible, of course.