Goddam, That's a Big Fat Ass (Redux)

And I thought the one-ton dude from the other day had a high "eww" factor. He's strictly small potatoes comapred to this woman, who weighed 480 pounds when she died. Her cause of death? She had literally not moved from her couch in six years and had become one with the couch. I'm not kidding:

Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.

She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch.

Damn.