A New Way to Have a Family Feast

At your daughter's wedding, your cousin stumbles and accidentally touches your daughter's butt. What do you do? Get pissed, maybe throw a clumsy punch ("A Punchup at a Wedding" for the Radiohead fans out there). OK, fine. How about killing and eating your cousin? It seems extreme, I know, but it apparently happened in the Philippines. To top it off, the irate father/chef and his posse brought some roasted cousin back to the wedding reception and fed it/him to some unsuspecting guests (who were, it is alleged, very very drunk). This the new groom is having second thoughts about marrying into that family?