Goddam, That's a Big Fat Ass

CNN.com has a story about a Nebraska man who has lost 321 pounds and is looking to lose 450 more. Why? He weighed a whopping 1072 pounds. Aside from the petty jokes (like images of Cartman yelling "beefcake!"), holy shit, can you even fathom that? I've autocrossed against cars -- real cars, not go-karts -- that weighed less. My high school football team's offensive line couldn't match that (granted, they sucked, but still . . .). Wow. More power to him.

On another note, will the "fat acceptance" loonies picket the hospital where he's being treated?