I Wonder If He Hogged the Covers

A Baton Rouge, Louisiana, man has been sentenced 5 years of probation for engaging in an odd hobby: he would break into women's homes and go domestic. He "roused the residents to ask about a party, helped himself to beer and pizza, folded clothes, made nachos and crawled into one woman's bed to rub her stomach." He was dubbed the "serial snuggler." His attorney, not surprisingly, blamed his client's escapades on a bad reaction to a combination of Xanax, booze, and pot (sounds like a winning trio, doesn't it?). It's a shame the guy didn't just move to New York, where he could have all the anonymous snugglebunnies he could handle.