What Do You Call a Lawyer With No Sense of Humor?

An asshole. Like the guy in Long Island who had two guys arrested for telling lawyer jokes while waiting in line at the courthouse. Granted, given that the comedians in question are members of Americans for Legal Reform, there may be some "history" between they and the offended barrister, but it doesn't help the profession's image to have somebody arrested for making jokes about us. Anyway, it seems like the only crime these guys committed was telling the same tired worn-out lawyer jokes that have been passed around for years. Come up with some new material, folks!