Saturday, March 03, 2007

Holy Shit! Do They Have WMDs?!?

A great warrior once said:

I hate these filthy neutrals, Kif! With enemies, you know where they stand, but with neutrals—who knows. It sickens me.
Truer words were never spoken. Last night, that paragon of neutrality - Switzerland - invaded Liechtenstein. That's right - they invaded another country. Doesn't sound very neutral, does it? Oh, sure they claim it was an accident that 170 soldiers wandered across the unmarked border. And the rifles they were carrying weren't loaded. But really, doesn't that just sound like a filthy neutral? It makes you wonder:
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Damn fence-sitters!

1 comment:

jedijawa said...

You've got to watch those Canadians too. You never know what they're aboot.