Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Going For the Low-Rent Phantom Look

Masks are a favorite tool of robbers, armed and unarmed. Some go simple, covering just enough of the eyes to prevent identification. So go comedic, utilizing the visage of Richard Nixon or Ronald Regan (or, possibly, Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove). Some, unfortunately, try the cheap approach. Yes, that's duct tape. Yes, he was trying to use it as a disguise to rob a Kentucky liquor store. According to witnesses, he was chased off by the store manager wielding a wooden club wrapped with - you guessed it - duct tape. The sticky faced bandito was apprehended in the parking lot, along with his whopping bounty - two rolls of change.

1 comment:

Rebecca Burch said...

"Turd Blossom"


*dies laughing*