Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Will He Make Krusty Solicitor General?

Now that "Fredo" Gonzalez has joined Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove in the great presidential inner sanctum in the sky, rumors are rife as to who will take his place (the current Solicitor General, Paul Clement, will be the acting AG in the interim). MSNBC has a troubling list that includes none other than convicted thief, attempted murder, and election rigger "Sideshow" Bob Terwilliger! Oh, the horror!


Hold up - my mistake - the guy on MSNBC's list is actually former Deputy AG George J. Terwilliger, who, at the very lest, has less evil-looking hair than Sideshow Bob. Wonder if he can sing all of HMS Pinafore from memory?

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