Thursday, August 30, 2007

TWI

If you need to get this ripped for your first day of school, perhaps you need to find another vocation:

A longtime Greenbrier County kindergarten teacher was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol after wrecking her car on her way to the first day of class.

Jennifer L. Tuckwiller, 54, of Clintonville, was not injured when her car crashed at about 7:25 a.m. Tuesday on U.S. 60 near the community of Sam Black Church.

Sheriff's Deputy D.J. Vandall said in a criminal complaint that Tuckwiller blew a .215 blood alcohol level. The state limit for driving is .08.
Not saying that I could face a room full of kindergartners first thing in the morning, but still, that's pretty sloshed.

2 comments:

Christopher Scott Jones said...

I've always thought that they should legalize marijuana for kindergarten teachers so that they can get on the 5 year-old level.

Who else other than children and stoners can get amazed over the dumbest of shit?

Judith Blakley said...

OMG! That is crazy.

I know you're reporting this with a bit of wit and humor.. but I am sitting here still shocked.