If you need to get this ripped for your first day of school, perhaps you need to find another vocation:
A longtime Greenbrier County kindergarten teacher was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol after wrecking her car on her way to the first day of class.Not saying that I could face a room full of kindergartners first thing in the morning, but still, that's pretty sloshed.
Jennifer L. Tuckwiller, 54, of Clintonville, was not injured when her car crashed at about 7:25 a.m. Tuesday on U.S. 60 near the community of Sam Black Church.
Sheriff's Deputy D.J. Vandall said in a criminal complaint that Tuckwiller blew a .215 blood alcohol level. The state limit for driving is .08.