Tuesday, February 05, 2008

The Crack House Rules

OK, so it's not exactly John Updike, but it's a lot funnier. Over at A Public Defender, Gideon has posted a list of rules (via The Saucy Vixen) one should observe when present in a particular crack house. Think of them as what Miss Manners would say - if Miss Manners was a young, sex-0bsessed crack head. As Gideon notes, it's an R-rated list.

My particular favorite is number 7 (Reginald apparently has a thing about dick breath).*

They're almost as funny as these rules:

* I told you they were R-rated!

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