Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Kids, This Is Unsafe Sex

What, she's never seen Parenthood?

Police said they arrested a man and woman who wrecked their vehicle and lied to police about who was driving.

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Officers saw a man running from the accident scene, according to a criminal complaint filed in Kanawha Magistrate Court.

Police chased the man and advised him to stop, the complaint says. He was eventually apprehended and found to be intoxicated, it says.

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Clark had no shirt on and his jeans were unzipped, partially exposing his underwear, the complaint says.

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Stewart said she was the driver of the crashed vehicle, but witnesses who had gathered at the scene said they saw Clark behind the wheel, the complaint says.

Stewart was adamant about being the driver and told police, "It's not his fault."

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After she was taken to the police station, Stewart asked what was going to happen to her, and when the penalties for DUI were explained, she immediately changed her story, the complaint says.

She told police she was performing oral sex on Clark as he was driving and that was why he crashed the car, the complaint says.
Ah, the comedic side of criminal justice.

2 comments:

Buzzardbilly said...

I kept thinking about "World According to Garp" when I read that in the paper. LOL

Muze said...

That's what happens when you get a blow-out on the road?