Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Safe in Hell

Yeah, well, I sort of figured:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Which is what, exactly?

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
At least the music will be good*:

Where will you end up in Dante's Inferno ?

Not that I believe in such a place, of course.

* I'd prefer an online version of the The Bears's "Safe in Hell," but this will do

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