Where'd She Stick the Loot?

I'm with Mike - something's not quite right here:

A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.

The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home.

My favorite bit to this story:

Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.

For one thing, who hires a nude anything and then leaves them alone to do their thing? For another, can you imagine the conversation with the Missus when she got home? Almost makes you feel sorry for a guy who hired a nude maid off the Internet.

Almost.