Every public defender has stories of clients who are nearly impossible to communicate with. It's like trying to talk to a brick wall that manages to babble incoherently back at you. But at least they're not, well, animals:
A minister in the Democratic Republic of Congo has ordered a Kinshasa jail to release a dozen goats, which he said were being held there illegally.Free the Kinshasa 12! It's dinner time!
Deputy Justice Minister Claude Nyamugabo said he found the goats just in time during a routine jail visit.
The beasts were due to appear in court, charged with being sold illegally by the roadside.