Get to Know Me

Dima had this interesting little survey over on her blog today, so I'll play along:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	JDB
Birthday:	10 Nov 1973
Birthplace:	Charleston, WV
Current Location:	Scott Depot, WV
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Brown
Height:	6 ft 1 in, I think
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Irish, English, West-by-god-Virginian
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Brown dress shoes
Your Weakness:	DirecTV, in all its glory
Your Fears:	Death, dooming a client to prison because of my screw up
Your Perfect Pizza:	Lots of dead animal flesh
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Survival
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	Don't IM (I'm old)
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Not now, I'm busy
Your Best Physical Feature:	Legs or eyes
Your Bedtime:	After _Futurama_
Your Most Missed Memory:	How should I know?
Pepsi or Coke:	Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:	BK, I suppose
Single or Group Dates:	Single
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Chocolate
Do you Smoke:	No
Do you Swear:	Absofuckinglutely
Do you Sing:	Yes
Do you Shower Daily:	Mostly
Have you Been in Love:	Yes
Do you want to go to College:	Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married:	Someday - maybe - probably
Do you belive in yourself:	I believe I exist, yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:	No
Do you think you are Attractive:	Sure
Are you a Health Freak:	No
Do you get along with your Parents:	Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Yes, as long as the power doesn't go off
Do you play an Instrument:	Yes - piano, etc.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	No
In the past month have you Smoked:	No
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	Only legal ones
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	Yes - one of those little travel cups
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	No
In the past month have you been on Stage:	No
In the past month have you been Dumped:	Thankfully, no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	No
Ever been Drunk:	Not to my knowledge
Ever been called a Tease:	Not tellin'
Ever been Beaten up:	Only during soccer games
Ever Shoplifted:	No
How do you want to Die:	Quickly a long long time from now
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Me
What country would you most like to Visit:	UK
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	Hazel/Green
Favourite Hair Color:	Red
Short or Long Hair:	Either
Height:	Not taller than me, at least
Weight:	Curves are good
Best Clothing Style:	Easily removed :)
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Who can count?
Number of CDs I own:	676
Number of Piercings:	0
Number of Tattoos:	0
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What does that all mean? Who knows.