Bob over at DoD is right. Property forfeiture cases make for some great case names and I'll admit - U.S. v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins has a certain ring to it. But best case name ever? I'm not so sure. Obscenity cases have produced some good ones, too. My favorite - US v. 37 Photographs. Of course, it would be more accurate if it was accurately styled US v. 37 Dirty Photographs, but that's just nit picking.